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guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

"Intimacy is not who you let touch you. Intimacy is who you text at 3am about your dreams and fears. Intimacy is giving someone your attention, when ten other people are asking for it. Intimacy is the person always in the back of your mind, no matter how distracted you are.

-(via all-those-things)

(Source: queerkaitlin)

hedlunds:

stands outside the divorce court waiting for hot dads who need love

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

mantaradius:

firetrucking-himym:

Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color

/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply

(Source: howimetmusic)